Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
The maid of honor just puked.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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