What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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