i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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