question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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