That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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