Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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