I feel great
I just peed on a car
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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