I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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