If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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