At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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