Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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