She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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