Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
where are my eyebrows?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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