Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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