it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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