Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You ruined the universe
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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