Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
