i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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