just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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