bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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