Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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