The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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