ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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