I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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