just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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