and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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