I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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