The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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