around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Two words: nipple clamps
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