I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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