How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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