it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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