I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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