I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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