i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
how drunk are you?
Several
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
