also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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