State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
