yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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