If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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