I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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