I want to stick my p in your. b.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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