Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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