i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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