he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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