I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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