I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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