He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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