Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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