last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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