Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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