If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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