Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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