One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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